Policeman (on scooter): “hola señor, are you drunk?”
Me (waddling, with dog): « no señor, I have Parkinson’s over 12 years, a stent in my heart, diabetes type 2 and one kidney.. and that’s just an executive summary. I’m also Frisian and gay, both are chronic, but no diseases. Hence I should be drunk but I am not, unfortunately. »
Policeman (turns red, looks at ground): « buenos dias, señor ».
